the conversation between us today is very OBSCENE!!
*OBSCENE ONE*
ME: darling, 你的 adidas bag 坏了 har?
darling: 对咯!我跟你讲 har,那个 strap 那里坏咯!它破掉。
ME: (破掉??) spencer 的也是一样 lehs. 跟你一样的坏法。
darling: har!是har? 他的下面也是破har?
*OBSCENE TWO*
3 of us are in a library room at level5.
BUD: 诶!那个插的洞在哪里?
darling: nehhhh!! 在下面!
ME: *speechleessss*
darling: 诶!你要下去 har? 帮我插 lehs!
ME: *counter attack .. double speechlesssss!!!!!*
*OBSCENE THREE*
darling: 哎呀!我帮你插啦!我都在下面了!
BUD: 不用啦!我可以。我 stretch 就好了!
darling: 拿来啦!我脚酸了!
BUD: 哈哈哈哈。
*OBSCENE FOUR*
BUD bought us bubble teas and food.
darling handed me the bubble tea ..
darling: 哪 darling!
ME: oks. 谢谢!
darling: 要不要我帮你插?
此时此刻的我已经吓昏了!